As Stephen Fry once said “Moab is my Washpot” and The Chop is my novel.

Yes, I am the worst of those creatures a budding novelist and hopefully my book will appear in the coming months on the shelves of Waterstones, but until that time a few posts will appear in this space.

Hopefully a cult following will ensue and a few chapters will wet the appetite of those willing to read my sundry wafflings.

For those who are willing to sully your eyes I wish you well and I would welcome your comments.